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The term is derived from the Italian word "ciuccio" meaning jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. Never be a chooch!

Size Chart:

in inches	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Width	38	40	44	48	52	56	60	64

Size Guide:

Tailored fit
Order one size up for a regular fit.

Materials & Washing Directions:

100% cotton
Machine wash cold, inside-out
Hang dry
Shrinkage should be expected

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